Brother John Glendening submitted this. Not that we’d ever get caught doing something like this.
“This reminds me of a story Steve told about a friend of his in high school who would start every fight by throwing his hat in the other guys face. Also I think Dave must be some sort of master of disguise and have gyms all over America, because this guy says and does things that could only come from the devious yet loving mind of Dave Jones.” — John Glendening
“That guy must have been Daves’ student before us! No one besides Dave can be that devious, I mean demented, no, I really mean effective!!!” — Tim Dunn
Yes, I said *get caught*.